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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:37 posted by HR in Heaven: The Only Department Still Working

  Death sent a “Can we reschedule?” text and never followed up.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:36 posted by read related satire

  Famine claimed gluten intolerance and ghosted the famine queue.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:34 posted by Zoom Call Between the Horsemen Crashes After War Rage Quits

  The Four Horsemen now ride stationary bikes.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:34 posted by read the full story

  They all just applied for a PPP (Prophecy Postponement Program).
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:34 posted by read the full story

  Famine accidentally ordered too much UberEats and canceled himself.
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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:32 posted by Eletricista

  I love reading an article that can make men and women think.
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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:31 posted by check the timeline of events

  Famine claimed gluten intolerance and ghosted the famine queue.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:31 posted by How the End Times Became a Group Text Disaster

  Pestilence has a yoga retreat booked through 2042.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 15:31 posted by Inside War’s Gamer Cave and Ego Spiral

  Death writes poetry now. It’s all haikus about missed deadlines.